Last night an artist saved my life
Instructions to save a tree.
Step 1: find a tree that is marked for being cut down. Study its bark. Measure its circumference. Collect the same kind of bark from dead trees in the environment.
Step 2: Use a strong cord and a stapler to make a chain from the collected bark.
Step 3: Put on the chain precisely over the markation line and close it tightly. Cut away excessive cord and hide the knot under a piece of bark. Please send me a picture of your saved tree.
I hope that nobody will see this artwork and that everybody will steal it from me.